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Monday, June 4th, 2007

Time:11:08 pm.
Rant on.

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

Time:5:51 pm.
Hell, it's about time.
Rant on.

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

Time:12:40 pm.
Check out this boys...Looks like it could be pretty damn nice.

Rant on.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Time:8:02 am.
Last night was nasty. On two different fronts.

1) Going into work, there was some light rain, so I have the wipers on intermittant delay. The driver-side blade is a bit fucked up, but what the hell. I keep going. Rain picks up, turns into downpour, so, naturally I crank up the speed of wiping (this is on the highway now). What do you know, the fucking wiper blade flies off and dances down part of the road. While I'm speeding up the road at 120, in a downpour. Nice.

Changed the passenger side blade over when I got into Orillia. Now it's about two inches too short, and I have to stop at Walmart to see if I can get some decent replacements.

2) Do not read if you don't like graphic displays of body functionsCollapse )
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Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Time:2:59 pm.

Or, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM
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Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Time:5:51 pm.
Tucker Max, of tuckermax.com fame, is getting his own fucking tv show.

What is the world really coming to?

..But then again, after reading the blogs, there are some stories that would make some pretty compelling/fucking hilarious television.
Rant on.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Time:9:33 pm.
Step 1: http://maps.google.com/
Step 2: Click "Get Directions"
Step 3: Input New York, NY as the start, and London, England as the destination
Step 4: Scroll down to #23
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Time:8:35 pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLiasdJeoo - Twirl-a-squirrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuIYNaKynI - Drunk monkies
Rant on.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Time:4:30 pm.
Note of advice for everyone out there who has yet to have wisdom teeth removed, or teeth in general to be removed:

Do NOT eat Kraft Dinner. Be it name brand or generic. Stay away from mac n'cheese.

Getting those fucking noodles out of the hole left by the roots is not fun, and quite painful.

That is all.
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Friday, March 30th, 2007

Time:2:58 pm.
I have taken a large jump on the epeen meter.

My computer (AMD 1800+), which I last upgraded six years ago has been slowly dieing on me. Ironically, it's the newer parts that are puking all over. So, it was time to do the full on replacement.

Much like Nipples, this system had been with me for a while, and I'm sad to see it go. But in its place, I have a new DuoCore boxen with 2gigs and a 512 video. I'm not an audiophile the way Dan is, so I left the onboard sound...for now. And a small 250GB hard drive. So the question now isn't "How good will SupComm look?" But rather "How many times will I fill my pants each time I play SupComm?"

That isn't even to say what C&C3 is going to do to me either...
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Monday, March 26th, 2007

Time:5:48 pm.
Forum Trolls Rejoice

Rant on.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Subject:Hawt Pussy?
Time:5:13 pm.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Time:11:08 am.
Rant on.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Time:9:04 am.
I had an appointment in Toronto last night...it should have taken me me 45-60 minutes to get from home to Yorkdale for the subway...

2.5 hours later, I get to Bradford.  1.5 after that, I'm out of Bradford.  Bradford is a 45 minute drive, tops.  I left Barrie at 3:30, and got home after 8:30.  I never made it past highway 88...
Rant on.

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Time:8:35 pm.


Rant on.

Time:11:25 am.
Rant on.

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Time:4:45 pm.
So, Rogers has fucked with my phone service.  Again.  Anyone trying to get a call in here, basically, you can't.  Again.

Either they're going to give me one hell of an incentive to keep my phone service there, or, it's time to explore options that don't include Rogers as a service provider...for as much as is realistically possible
Rant on.

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Subject:You are a Noob
Time:7:33 pm.
Rant on.

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

Time:6:48 pm.

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Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Time:6:26 pm.
Last night, post-coitus, a little voice called out.

"You guys. What's going on?"

Couldn't help but giggle at that.
Rant on.

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Time:7:03 pm.
This is the 'Fucking Bunny Game'


Note: There is no fucking. Just a fucking bunny. This is the new virutal-crack-Bejeweled thing.
Rant on.

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

Time:6:07 pm.
Rant on.

Subject:Yanked from WoW raid chat
Time:10:17 am.
Raid Leader: God I hate people. There is not a bus big enough to run over all of the people I hate
Random chud 1: not even a double decker?
Random chud 2: that's why some people use airplanes

And I lol'd
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Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Time:12:52 am.
Mood: enraged.
Sometimes, when you have a secret that needs to be shared, you just have to let it out.  I want to so badly what I learned tonight, but the penalty of gruesome muder , and hatred from the wife is sufficient to keep it away from the public...

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Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Time:6:00 pm.

memes and shitCollapse )
Rant on.

Subject:Link says it all.
Time:9:17 am.
Mood: pissed off.
Rant on.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Time:9:42 pm.

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Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Subject:How to turn 10 into Millions!
Time:4:18 pm.

...Collapse )

And that is the end of todays lesson. Next week, how to make an internal combustion engine using gun powder instead of gasoline!
Rant on.

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

Time:6:55 pm.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense


Last night, at the casino, I was death to the wallet. Well, to three guys. Guy one, lost 1500 in five minutes, guy two, 3000 in ten minutes, guy three (who can now give goatse a run for his money in the reamed asshole department) lost 10K in five minutes.


And now from Hannah's world, the next episode in kid's say the damndest things:

Poop is for smelling, not for eating.

Can't wait to see what she comes up with when she's turned three.
Rant on.

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

Subject:Bleach mine eyes, please.
Time:8:01 pm.
After recounting an incident when we heard something loud and unpleasant from upstairs, this is when Hannah was going to bed, my mother-in-law was rocking her, and we were downstairs on the couch chatting. We heard the loud rumbling, then Hannah yells out 'Momma! You tooted!' Kim and I look at each other in shock and horror. This was the most horrific thing we had ever heard. And we continue to remind her of this.

Kim reminded me that I used to blog just about everything that happend in my life, including how I made some crack about A-cups having difficulty licking their nipples, and she went to prove me wrong. This, in the presence of said mother-in-law.

Now for more horror. Heather, my mother-in-law, says to us, 'I tried that once...' And I run screaming. There was a story recounted something about an aunt...I was scared...
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Sunday, April 9th, 2006

Time:2:05 pm.
Two updates in less than a week. Double-yew Tee Eff?

Anyhow. I just want to get the word out, that I have decided, at the end of the year, I am leaving teh casino.

Why? Simple. We've got ourselves into a business with some pretty enormous potential. For those who haven't heard, Kim and I have gotten into the financial services industry. I've decided that, after I get my bonus cheque in January, that I'll be giving my notice and going at it full time (whereas right now, I just run part time).

Why am I saying this here? Two reasons, one: to let those who I used to talk to on any sort of regular basis know what is going on in my life. And two: in the hopes that someone will be interested enough to call me up to sit down and talk in great detail about a) joining for yourselves, and b) securing your financial dreams...

Peace and poptarts.
Rant on.

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Time:2:18 am.
No, I'm not dead.

But in more fun news...

Rant on.

Monday, December 26th, 2005

Time:10:10 pm.
So this is today. Kim's birthday, and also Matt's. Happy I hope they are.

Also the christmas thing is done and over with for another year. Thank god.

On another note. I really don't post much in here anymore, do I?

Guess that means I'm pretty uneventful.

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Monday, October 31st, 2005

Time:9:40 am.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sexywitch.html <---- NWSNWS
Rant on.

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

Time:3:02 pm.
So: To all of those who are interested in coming to see me get hitched. The date is Aug 12/06, 17:00-21:00, in Barrie here. Do you want to be there for the ceremony, limited seating available, or just the after party, which is a cruise on the lake?

Post replies here.

Dare, Matt...you are coming, yes?

Also, Dan: Since you've always been a better man, will you be my best?
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Sunday, September 18th, 2005

Time:4:35 pm.
So, how do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate his titalot!

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Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

Time:11:35 pm.
Bryan told me once: Kia's explode when they go over 130.

Anyone who has ever ridden with me on the highway can attest to the fact that mine sounds like it.

But tonight, I found that out for truth. At least the explosion part...

In the morning, when I head home, I'll find out just how much explosion there really was, when I hit the raccoon while doing 125.

I tried to swerve, but the dumb thing kept running. I cracked and dented my bumper, but being made of plastic, I repaired the dent myself. I don't think there is any tire damage, even though I did some skidding and sliding in my near 'roll over into the country sideroad ditch' adventure.

In other news, gas is below a dollar up here!
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Monday, September 12th, 2005

Time:12:44 pm.
So the other day in the car, Kim and I somehow got onto the topic of elbow licking and how it is said to be impossible, much like an A cup licking her own nipples in an effort to cam-whore. Kim brought out an 'I can lick my own nipples, I think...'

I'm driving, so I'm paying attention more to the road than her, but from the corner of my eye, I see her pull a tit from her shirt and stick it in her mouth.

Yes, fun times at Ridgemont High indeed.
Rant on.

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

Time:5:20 pm.
From that meme not too long ago, redone:

8.~Describe ruxpin_exe in 3 words: Fuck. Shit. Piss.
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Sunday, September 4th, 2005

Time:4:02 pm.
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answersCollapse )
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Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Time:6:31 pm.
Kim now has a second surprise in which she will murder me for...

Mind you, when they come about, she will have so much happiness :D

But yeah. She's gonna kill me.
Rant on.

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

Time:4:25 am.
I was coming home from work, I passed the "cheap gas station" 124.9. Jumped from 98.3 on the way in. Guess who found the first gas station that was listing 3.9 and topped up...
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Monday, August 29th, 2005

Time:5:40 pm.
Mood: melancholy.
What does one say? What does one do? She's restless and niccing, she wants to do something, but doesn't know what. I rattle off ideas as they come to me, but nothing is quite right. Now, I've made her mad, and I've made her yell, then she started to cry. I don't know what I did, but I did do something and she is upset, not talking to me, so here I am.

Here I am, and here I remain. Dave, the ever loving fuckup.
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Sunday, August 28th, 2005

Time:6:30 pm.
There, on my porch railing just now...

I saw a black squirrel. So did the cat. We both watched as it was humping the railing. For like a minute straight.

I am scared by this. Also scarred.
Rant on.

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Time:12:19 am.
Rant on.

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

Time:11:51 pm.
There is a place for all the world's animals

...next to the mashed potatoes

Rant on.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Time:1:34 pm.
What is Murloc?

Oh you silly goons
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Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Time:2:28 pm.
Last night, I proposed to Kim.

She said yes.
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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Time:9:46 pm.
When to the chicken hut the other day to get some grub with Kim.

Bryan, our dastardly devil in disguise, was working till. The following ensued:

Bryan: What the hell do you want?
Me: *twitch* How about a pound of bar wings?
Bryan: How about a pound of go away?
Me: Ok. Then gimme two snackers and a pie.
Bryan: Sure.

This was the best instance of jokery ever.

Unfortunately, there was no christmas tree to taunt into attacking him.
Rant on.

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Time:1:43 pm.
Last night was my first 'official' night supping craps. And what happens? Two heavy players come to my table, and go on to have the two biggest rolls the casino has seen in a few years.

Now, just to set the record straight. The average roll in dice is no more than three minutes. The first guy threw for half an hour, no uncommon feat in itself. Anything more than that is bordering on incredible. The second guy, he threw for more than an hour.

All said and done five players on the table each made a nice load of cash. $2100, $2600, $4500, $31K, and $33K in those two rolls. When the dice finally crapped, the table was out almost seventy-five THOUSAND

Yeah, I had a fun night :P
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